I’m doing a big chilli poo and it pains me from the pit of my indignant stink hole. How I swell with indifference at the shallow sting that soothes me. What torture must I bear for a simple meal! Does the asian carry a lead lined stomach? And Must I be present as the cleaner scrubs every bowl to my left and to my right? I sit silent praying that noone waits for my pungent exit . If they dare enter , i shall scream out to tell them this bowl is contaminated! This bowl is contamination!